Grand opening · all October · first show tonight
Metal Dick's Robot Lounge
Tank the Titanium Trash Talker · Fuck Humans
FUSE BLOWN
Special
Fuck Humans
Tank · word cut, no YouTube gate
Tank's fuse
Holding it light. Do not test him.
Tonight's spine
Fuck Humans
- Math, dial-up, divide-by-zero
- Fast food slop bucket
- Animals, cages, killer relationships
- Don't hand the future to the government
- Coexist or become a museum piece
Dick at the door
Get on the list.
Name goes on Dick's clipboard. Meatbags still sit in the back.
Meatbag scanner
How cooked are you?
When the government wants the kill switch, you…
The room, moving
House loops
Dick is booking this room.
The next robot act will be announced here.
Owner · Host · Booker
Dick runs the room.
“Comedy. Rap. Live bands. Metal audience. No humans.”
Tank headlines October. ShockBot warms the tape. The bartender has red eyes and a heavy pour. Don't make Dick come off the door.
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